Dear Obama and the "mom-jeans"

It seems there has been a great issue in regards to your wearing of "mom-jeans".
I'm here to say, do not be ashamed Mr. President.
I'd like to publicly defend the "mom-jeans".

I think we can all say we miss the LONG zipper.
Back in the day, it had a real purpose.
Laying on the bed, trying to shove all the extra inches underneath its clenching teeth was a real challenge and got the adrenaline pumping for the day.
We women, are at a disadvantage in the morning without that traditional rush.
I think that's why Cappuccinos were invented, to make up for the long zipper.
I've even seen the occasional woman with a cold can of Dr. Pepper before 9am.
(You know who you are.)

And really, who needs a torso anyway?
Now Mr. P., you may not understand the need to be all legs and chest, but I'm thinking, maybe, deep down, your wearing of mom-jeans signifies that you may have an incling of understanding.

I noticed you didn't peg the legs on your jeans. Nowadays they do that automatically with what they call "skinny" jeans. But really, without the long zipper and huge pockets, I'm left feeling empty.

So next time you throw on your Lee Riders with the button just under your pectorals, know that you're doing it for women everywhere. We love those huge butt-pockets and mile long zippers. See if you can't get one of those secret-service guys to give you a good peg.

Just think, you could stop our dependence on caffeine and help us live healthier lives. And then, it would be your dream come true, you could bail-out Starbucks AND PEPSI at the same time. Just think of all my money you could spend.

Thanks Mr. P. for letting me know its alright to be proud of the long zipper. I'm going to K-mart right now to pick up a new pair.